Hurry Up and Kill Yourself

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    I took on a little diy record duplication art project and here is the end result. I made 7 totally playable one-sided white records! The artwork is still an obvious nod to crass and this release is also an obvious nob to the original release of Nobunny's Love Visions. These puppies don't sound as good as the original but I think of it work of a handmade piece of art with a whole lotta love sprinkled in!

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    This is the Debut album original released on cassette by Burger Records and then the on L.P. by Burger / Under the Gun records. These copies feature the L.P artwork and made with love. Each copy is sprinkled with a little bit of my own jiz if requested! XO

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Burger Records Self Titled Debut! Available on Cassette, only 250 in print! Hand Number, all that jazz.

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released May 30, 2010

Thanks to Burger Records.
all songs written and recorded by Sean Starling

Sean Starling - Guitar, Bass, Vocals, Keyboard,

Vanessa Lamb - Backing Vocals

Stephen Valle - Drums

Raul Esparza - Guitar, Bass

Brian Kim - Bass

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Track Name: Bachelor's Life
Bachelor’s Life

My Moustache is never groomed
I Don’t Ever Have To Clean My Room
I Just Sit Around And Watch Cartoons
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me.

My Toe Nails are Way Too Long
I sit around just playing with my dong
Then i write another bullshit song
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Come on over baby, let’s have some fun

I haven’t showered in 30 days
I sit around eating a week old cake
And every hour I masturbate.
Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me.

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky
Come on over baby let’s throw the frisby
and if you beg i’ll try not to get frisky
Better yet, I’ll blame it on the whiskey

Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me
(yo ho)
Track Name: Broke My Dick
Broke My Dick

Sorry
My dick don’t work
I’m such a jerk
Come work damnit work

(chorus)
I broke My Dick
I broke My Dick
I feel so sick
Oh baby i broke my dick

Broke my dick
Now We can’t fuck
Let me slap you in the face while it’s limp
We might have some luck

(chorus)

We just wanted to have some fun
But this cold dead eraser is no fun for anyone

I broke my dick
oh no i broke my dick
Track Name: No Hearts/Big Mean Maniac
No Hearts

There’s a chance we might make romance
In each other pants when we hold each other
But there ain’t no chance that when we dance
and when we hold hands we’ll never love another
We ain’t got No Hearts
We ain’t got No Hearts
(wimsickle laugh)
Here’s a lie i’ll love you until I die
And i will surely cry and never love another
tell the truth there’s no love for you
We’re just current news to one another
We ain’t got No Hearts
We ain’t got No Hearts
We’re right back to the start
Cuz we ain’t got no hearts.
(hearty/wholesome laugh)

Big Mean Maniac

Well I wanna be a Maniac
And have some fun
Ya i gotta be a maniac
and carry a gun
Hey there brainiac
Now you’re done.
cuz i’m a big mean maniac
Having fun

Well I’m drinking in the sewer
having fun
throwing children in manure
having fun
at a grade school trying to lure
having fun
cuz I’m a bIG mEAN mANIAC
having fun

I’ve got this headache it don’t feel so well
I want to send somebody straight to hell
Everything i’ve ever love
has widdled down to none
Now i’m a big mean maniac
having fun.
Track Name: Just A Kid
Just a Kid

I don’t want to lie
And wear a suit and tie
Because I’m just a kid

I don’t want to judge
or be just another smudge
Because I’m just a kid

when you get stoned and stay up all night
You’re just a kid
when you stick up for what’s right
You’re just a kid

Follow the line
Get a good grade
Set in your box
then you get paid
If this doesn’t subscribe to you
You’re just a kid
You’re nothing But a kid
Just a little kid
You’ll always be a kid.

Well I’m just a Kid
Track Name: Vicdumb
Vicdumb

I know it’s just a numb place
2 tons of assurance on your dumb face
you’ll win a coffin in your drone race
of Being right with all the wrong reasons

Logic can’t get through
Push me and I’ll push you
you’re testing decent minds
so when they snap you could stay a vicdumb

Just stick with your oprah magazine
therapists on your very brand new t.v.
Fuck your kids up beyond repair
You’ll find that they are never there
leave it to your man to care
and i’m sure that he will let you be a Vicdumb

We all know you’re the good guy
Step in church and who could deny
Gain an ancient moral in a new time
It’s all good with your judgement deluted

Anything I say
Well you could walk away
Back to your numb place
feeling good knowing you’re a vicdumb

Your Husband sneaks another drink
When he come’s to bed he smells of listerine.
Snuggle up, Reality T.V.
Where everyone gets fame for free
so you’re try to win the lottery
It’s ok You’ll Always be a Vicdumb
Track Name: Slip It Off Slip It In
Slip it off/Slip it in

Girl you look cute in your bikini top
Mixing and matchin with poke a dots
Girl you look fun in your bikini bottoms
Can’t help wonder where you got em

I want to slip it off
I want to slip it in

Girl you’re lookin fun in your work attire
Might just set my pants on fire
Bending over to pick up a pen
Throw it down and do it over again

I want to slip it off
I want to slip it in
you might think i’m your nightmare
but i’ll be your very best friend
when i slip it off
when i slip it in.
Track Name: Smoker
Smoker

I like to smoke before I take a shit
When i wake up I want a cigarette.
I like to smoke every time i eat
but smoking after sex ain’t a part of my routine

I’m a smoker
I’m not a quiter
I’m a real big winner
I’m a smoker

I like to smoke so i can stop to think
I smoke a pack bout every time I drink
A long drive wouldn’t be the same
Without the proper dose of nicotine

I’m a smoker
I’m not a quiter
I’m a real big winner
I’m a smoker
Track Name: I Want It Now!
I Want It Now!

I don’t wanna be your man
Brew me up in your frying pan
Burn me baby oh do with me what you will
For everything bad you could always go take a pill

Just stay away from my fantisies
if you want an answer then don’t look at me
I’m gonna bust my nut and then i’m off to sleep
just make some popcorn
and watch a little T.V.

I want what i want and i want it now
if you looking for an excuse I’m probally out running
around
I need what i need and i need it for me
You get in my way whenever you start to bleed.
Track Name: SuckHer4U
SuckHer4U

I can’t touch you
So I can’t let myself love ya
So hang on hang on wait no!
I gotta let go

You say I don’t even know all the pain that you’re
feeling now baby
But baby you’re driving me crazy when you say
I gotta let go

I’m gonna drown drown drown gonna drown
all my sorrows and fears
and when i close my eyes and see your face
I’m gonna make it unclear
I’m gonna try not to cry but if i do i’m gonna
dry up my tears.
but if you treat me like you need me
pretend that you still love me
call me on the phone

And you know I’ll be here

I’m a sucker for ya
I’m a sucker for ya
I’m a sucker for your loving baby
I’m a sucker for you
Track Name: Jack Shack
Jack Shack

It’s been a long day
It’s been a really long day
And i never got laid
And I just got paid
And I know a little place
By the overpass.

Jack Shack
(I wanna go to the)
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.

Pocket full of quarters
It ain’t for video games
I want to pull down my pants
and get out my angst
with some sleazy fuckin truckers
real dirty mother fuckers
utopia

Jack Shack
(I wanna go to the)
1.2.3.4.wannawatchmemasturbate

I wanna go where no one knows my name
I wanna leave just like i never came
(the cummy came)
Track Name: Cum Stain
Cum Stain

I don’t want to love you
You’ll just break my heart in two
like everyone always does

I just want to fuck you
and do naughty things to you
I’ll do it just because

I’m not the man that you’re waiting for
gave you half my heart but still you wanted more
I’m just another Cum Stain on your floor

I am just a simple man
Drink smoke and fuck when i can
whatever it takes to smile

But if you are nice to me
I might show some sympathy
and hang on tight for a while

But I’m not the man that you’ve been trying to find
I’ll just end up being a waste of time
And I’m not the man you should be dreaming of
My hearts wrapped up inside of a rubber glove
I’m just another cum stain on your rug.

(woop de do’s)